And this leagally correct new millennium Greeting just in

Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit, and on behalf of myself only, my best wishes for an environmentally aware, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the northern hemisphere winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious faith of   your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

Have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the   onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that our country is necessarily greater than any other nation or that nationalism is necessarily a valid concept in regard to holiday practdces), without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or choice of computer platform of the wishes.

Fine print: By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for himself or for others, and is void where wishing may be prohibited by law. It is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. Such warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.