Illustration: Manjil Rijal
Did you know that you could eat avocados and drink turmeric milk and pray five times a day and still get struck by lightning?
It's true!
Did you know you could be a "good girl" all your life and still get punched in the face with lightning and still be ordinary afterwards?
Sadly, also true.
"Mom's going to get superpowers." My daughter is an optimist.