And this leagally correct new millennium Greeting just in

Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit, and on behalf of myself only, my best wishes for an environmentally aware, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the northern hemisphere winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious faith of   your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

Have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the   onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that our country is necessarily greater than any other nation or that nationalism is necessarily a valid concept in regard to holiday practdces), without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or choice of computer platform of the wishes.