Yeti Song

Beyond the Ganges river jMthe mountains of Nepal There lives my hairy YETI, Shi´s the fairest of them all. She´s lissome and curvatious And as Ye lis ga, she´s tall She´s my hirsute mountain beauty She´s the fairest of them aU
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Full my heart and gone my reason We havfrttrve for every season; She´s my own, my hairy YETI, Fairest of th^em all.
Her hair is like angora From the first cold nip offall But in summer, when she´s moulting She ha*, nothing on at nil. Her smile is lost in hairiness. Her nose is cute and small. And her eyebrows are so shaggy I can´t see her eyes at all.
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High up on Sagarmatha When the cold is hard andjblue And the wind is my nieal&s´ And I´m frozen thru and thru My ever-loving Yeti Takes me up in her embrace: The warmth of her four bosoms Draws the frostbite from my face.
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She wraps me with her cosiness Against the chill monsoon, Or we sit in summer twilight Singing lovesongs to the moon.
She´s an international heroim   
holds Asia in her thrall;
She´s an undisputed citizen
Of China and Nepal.
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Alternate chorus: Salute the flag and throw confetti China made the first spaghetti She´s my own, my hairy YETI Fairest of them all.